wine: because rebooting can’t solve all your problems | engraved wine glass

Reboot attempt unsuccessful. Wine protocol authorized.

This 10.5 oz wine glass features the engraved phrase “wine: because rebooting can’t solve all your problems.” Equal parts practical advice and system-level resignation, it makes a funny programmer gift for developers, IT professionals, tech teams, wine lovers, and anyone who has already tried turning the problem off and back on again.

The clear, gently rounded bowl and lightweight stem create a classic silhouette suited to quiet evenings, dinner tables, celebrations, post-deployment recovery, and other approved troubleshooting sessions. The engraved design provides a subtle, long-lasting finish that will not compete with the contents of the glass, while the dishwasher-safe construction makes it practical for regular use.

Product features

• Engraved “wine: because rebooting can’t solve all your problems” design
• Clear, rounded glass bowl
• 10.5 oz (310 ml) capacity
• Lightweight stemmed construction
• Subtle, durable engraved finish
• Dishwasher-safe for convenient cleaning
• Suitable for wine nights, dinners, celebrations, and programmer gifts

Care instructions

• Clean in the dishwasher on the top rack
• Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap